death number one

Your feet run away with you!
The entrance to the Language Institute [n,s].
A large clock is mounted in the wall.

A complacent Hong nobleman, a short Hong bodyguard, a vigilant Hong bodyguard and two bold Hong bodyguards arrive from the south.
The complacent Hong nobleman slices your stomach with his dao.
The vigilant Hong bodyguard perforates your stomach with his jiann.
One of the bold Hong bodyguards thrusts at you with her jiann but you easily dodge out of the way.
One of the bold Hong bodyguards perforates your left leg with her jiann.

Someone says: MY, WE’VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN’T WE? SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Death says: AH, THERE YOU ARE. ARE YOU THE LAST ONE?
Death says: DON’T MAKE THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES, IT WON’T DO YOU ANY GOOD.
Death says: I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO STAY, DO YOU?
Death says: I REALLY DON’T LIKE DOING ALL THESE FAVOURS FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Death says: I MEAN, WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME?
Death says: GUFNORK JUST SLIPPED ME A FIFTY TO LET YOU HAVE ANOTHER GO. HMM…
Death says: JUST DON’T TELL ANYONE I DID THIS FOR YOU!
Death says: ENOUGH OF THAT. I WONDER IF THE FISH ARE BITING…
Death gets back onto Binky and rides away.

(Gufnork being the God of Fluff, whom this particular character decided to try worshipping.)

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